How to kill a Lion ...

Manmohan Method:

The lion roars. Stay mute. The lion roars louder. Stay mute. Let this happen for infinite times. Lion dies of frustration. Theek hai?

Rahul Method:

The lion roars. Ask him to join farmville 2 and offer a cozy hut, daily healthy food, a pink dress with cute decorations every festive season. Lion dies of shock.

Abhijit Mukherjee Method:

The lion roars. Call him a painted rat who is not aware of real lionhood. The lion dies being stuck by intolerable stupidity.

Akbaruddin Owaisi Method:

The lion roars. Brag that you're such a human who can knock him down in 5secs if the cage is removed. Lion dies of excessive laughter causing multiple organ failure.

Mohan Bhagwat Method:

The lion roars. Tell him that lions only roar in jungles, but not in jungles. Ask him to get out of jungle and come to jungle and to learn sanskar. The lion dies of confusion.

Asaram Bapu Method:
The lion roars. Tell him 'Hello bhaiya'. The lion dies of unbearable humiliation and degradation of his species.

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Funny but interesting..

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paperwithfire at one end and a fool atthe other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell insuch a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence afterward.
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his
bills... 

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