Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Funny but interesting..


CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paperwithfire at one end and a fool atthe other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell insuch a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence afterward.
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his
bills... 


Courtesy- Sanjay (Facebook)



 

4 comments:

  1. प्रभावशाली ,
    जारी रहें।

    शुभकामना !!!

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  2. :) he he he It made me smile nice one's Zeal mam,, How are you and a happy new year to you and family.

    Rememeber me :)

    Bikram's

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